A Conversation with Eve

Me: Oh, no I'm almost late. I need to go change so I can run over to the church.

(Eve grabs my hand and drags me into the walk-in closet)

Me: Are you locking me in the dungeon? (a common game at our house, the walk-in closet becomes a dungeon when the door is closed)

Eve: No, I'm just putting you in the closest and shutting the door.

Me: Why are you shutting me in here?

Eve: Dad! NOBODY wants to see you NAKED!